john stadler

GREETINGS! I'm b-a-a-a-ack...

Announcing:

WILSON AND MISS LOVELY: A Back-to-School Mystery

Yes, my newest book will be available on June 23rd. It is a funny mystery (a suspenseful back-to-school yarn) as well as a love story full of courage, perseverance, rabbits and reptiles. Like BIG & LITTLE, it is in a "fold-out" format, making the twists of the tale even more striking.

It is strongly urged by the experts I have consulted (mostly my relatives), that you order this title by the case or truckload, whichever is more convenient, as this will facilitate fiscal fecundity... for me, that is.

WILSON AND MISS LOVELY is big on laughs while also being a hare-raising story (alas, it has done nothing for my scalp). Wilson has finished his first week of school, and fallen madly in love with his aptly named teacher, Miss Lovely. He can't sleep, he can't stop his brain: "Miss Lovely! Miss Lovely! Miss Lovely!" is all he can say.
But when morning finally comes, he jumps out of bed and races to school only to realize that his house, the streets and his school are deserted...
and what is that thing following him???

Here are some early REVIEWS:

"If you read one book this year, I really don't care if it's this one or not, as long as you buy at least twenty copies per person of WILSON AND MISS LOVELY. Use it for kindling for all I care."
-John's Editor

"When is he going to get a real job?"
-John's Dad

"Never!"
-John's wife

"My favorite book ever! And for under $10! How do they do it??? Can I have the cookie now?"
-John's Dog

"Truly a Shakespearean epic! The best book of all-time!!! And no, you'll have to wait until after dinner for the cookie.""
John

"PRE-ORDER NOW! I mean IMMEDIATELY!! DO IT!!!"
-John's Editor, again


*REFLECTIONS:

In our busy lives, real, substantial priorities can get lost in the high-speed tempo of the modern world. It is valuable to take a deep breathe, exhale and restate to ourselves what's truly important. It is my sincere hope that in these troubled times, you would join with me in urging everybody, together as one people... to go out and buy multiple copies of WILSON AND MISS LOVELY!!

DISCLAIMER:

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Until next time: be well, take care and have fun!

John